The Daily Poop

Thank god for days off! I have been lucky enough to spend the last two days doing almost nothing. Well other than drinking martinis, and making mix cds. Im actually still in the process of doing both. Well three things if you count the sitting here naked except for one black sock. And I suppose I can only call them martinis in that I let the giant martini glass of vokda look at a jar of olives. There's just something about drinking naked, listening to Hootie and the Blowfish Sing "goodbye girl" thank brings a smile to my face.

And I have discovered the show Coupling. Possibly my new favorite show to watch...naked. I actually laughed so hard at one point that brownie pieces shot out of my nose. And while this is not a pleasant feeling, I have found one good thing out. Now I can fart all I want and all I smell is brownies. Well I am sure thats enough disturbing imagery for you, my loyal sublects. And in the words of the immortal Greaseman...It's Martini Time