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Friday, January 21, 2005
Shakespeare is rolling over in the grave
Ahhhh, the forgotten joy of Mad Libs.
"To be, or not to boot, -- that is the boob;Whether 'tis nobler in the spork to sufferThe slings and cubits of homely fortune,Or to take geeks against a sea of nerds,And by duking end them. To die, -- to run, -- No more; and by a run to say we end The turd and the 1287 natural shocks That flesh is senator to,-- 'tis a poop comely to be wish'd. To die, --- to run,-- To run! perchance to fart! ay, there's the runt; For in that run of death what goats may come When we have ran off this smelly coil, Must give us toe...."
Love,
Poops the bard.
"To be, or not to boot, -- that is the boob;Whether 'tis nobler in the spork to sufferThe slings and cubits of homely fortune,Or to take geeks against a sea of nerds,And by duking end them. To die, -- to run, -- No more; and by a run to say we end The turd and the 1287 natural shocks That flesh is senator to,-- 'tis a poop comely to be wish'd. To die, --- to run,-- To run! perchance to fart! ay, there's the runt; For in that run of death what goats may come When we have ran off this smelly coil, Must give us toe...."
Love,
Poops the bard.