The Daily Poop

Finally after months and months of heartache, something good happens...Courtney
Love regains custody of Frances Bean. As I read that story I actually shed tears of joy. I realize that my loyal subjects think I may be a cruel man, and I refuse to even acknowledge the thought. I can't express in words how happy I am that yet another celebrity child is on the slippery slope to porn. Oh the joys of celebrity downfall.

At first I thought that I would have no one to look forward to after Ashley Olsen (or is it Mary Kate). I watched as she dropped weight quicker than Michael Jackson going through dollar bills at a Boy scout meeting. And I hoped that one day she too would become another Dana Plato. Different Strokes: The Story of Jack & Jill...And Jill , the next generation. But where to turn after that? Well I can rest easy because there is now Frances "my moms a crackho" Bean. Guess that will teach Courtney to mess with Dave Grohl. Looks like god punished her.

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