The Daily Poop

So here is a quick update...hopefully more will follow soon. Through a complicated series of underlings, I have recently secured the title of Lord Baron Poops Magee. I have done this in hopes that I would be able to gain more support in my fight against the dreaded Latvian Menace. In addition I have also received various other titles such as Mystical Philosopher, The Very Esteemed, Starets, and finally Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality. I realize this may come as a shock but I truly felt these titles were not only necessary but also well deserved. And just to clarify they have nothing to do with the recent drinking binge and the ensuing charges on my credit cards from the Universal Live Church.

Thank you my loyal followers.
The Very Esteemed Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality Starets Mystical Philosopher Lord Baron Poops Magee.

P.S I expect to be addressed properly at ALL times.
Thank you again.
Still The Very Esteemed Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality Starets Mystical Philosopher Lord Baron Poops Magee