The Daily Poop

Okay so I realize now that I have a problem. Actually I have more problems than I could ever hope to count, but I mean a specific problem. I am not sure how to solve the problem but at least I know the cause. That would be the Hotel California, also known as the mall in which I work.

Now as much as I hate to admit it…I see naked people. I think I have become so bored that as a distraction I have started to picture customers naked. The problem with this is that they aren’t the customers one would want to imagine naked. Nope it’s the Mennonites. And not even the young ones…I’m talking the ninety-year-old women with the mustaches. No wonder I can’t sleep anymore at night…

More on this later,

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